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Newest pick-up line: Rubik’s Cube

September 2, 2011

If you were a toy, you would be a Rubik’s Cube because you’re colorful, fun and slippery, and you can be played with one hand or both, all night long. ❤

 

Girl: If you were a toy, you would be Black Ops, because girls would want to smash you for perverting the name of love.

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From → Misc, pick-up lines

One Comment
  1. Girl: You’re coming at me too hard. I know you’ll break me and cheat.

    Girl: You’ll never be able to complete me. The parity just isn’t right.

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