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Some cash puns

September 16, 2011

Me: *finds a $10 bill on the ground*

Gary: Lucky!

Doug: How did Jew not see that, Gary?!

Gary: Even though I’m Jewish, I don’t look for money on the ground -.-

Me: Your eyes weren’t billt that way.


What do you call money that has lost its watermark because you left it in the washing machine? Laundered money.

(Credits to Ben Gunby)


The DP (Dai pun) is a currency of humor. It was coined at MOP 2011 =D

One Comment
  1. frogbandit permalink

    Gary: It’s not fare!


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